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Petition of the Day:

A 18 year old transman was beaten up and both verbally and physically assaulted by a security guard for using the men’s restroom. Please help get justice for Oscar by signing this petition that asks the club to confront all security guys involved and to compensate Oscar…



Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!We’re drinking doubles!To protect the world from carbonation!To sell our drink in every nation!To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!To extend our taste with rightful conduct!Jessie!James!Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!Meowth! You got it!

Wake up in the morning

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holy shit the mike brown petition only has 15k more signatures to go

sign here if you havent

It only takes a couple minutes if not less to make a difference, every signature counts.

We’ve hit the goal, but don’t stop here! 100,000 is only the
bare minimum. The more people sign, the more likely it is that action will be taken. so KEEP BOOSTING!!
Signs of Cancer




if you are not scared yet

you would be scared as fuck if you would know how easy to develop a cancer. 

Everyone should pay attention for signs of cancer. Catching it in the first stages could save your life. When i was 12 i found a swollen lump under the skin of my armpit while showering. A few months later i was in surgery for removal and later found.out it was hodgkins lymphoma and it had already begin to spread. 6 yrs of fighting. Radiation. Chemo. Surgeries. And ive been in remission for 7 yrs now. But i have a cancer you live with for life technically its dorment inside my body. So i must always watch for signs. Cancer is not a joke. And if you know anyone who has it or has had it. Please be supportive. And remember how important it is to watch for signs that you could have cancer. And always see a DR never self diagnose through webMD.